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“Open wider.” requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient.

Now if only I could just think of a clever name for it, I’d be all set. I told him I’m going to fight tooth and nail for it.

So my friend told me I’m crazy for investing all my money into a business that offers a boxing gym, a dentist, and a manicurist all under one roof.

When did the dentist become a brain surgeon? When he dropped the drill.

My wife who was a dentist passed away.

What’s a dentist’s favourite dinosaur? A FlossiraptorĮven Voldemort loves showing off his new veneers:.

What did Ash Ketchum say to his tooth when he pulled it out? I Chews You!.

What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics.

Have you seen Eddie recently? He’s been so moody! Ah yeah, don’t worry about him he always seems to have a chip on his shoulder these days.What was the tooth called who went to Oxford University? The Wisdom Tooth.It’s all about saving the planet these days. What did the 90 year old say to his great-grandson? I miss the days of being your age when my teeth were in my mouth 24/7!.Why did the yellow tooth not find the white tooth’s jokes funny? Because he was already dead inside.Patient: What did you do before you became a dentist?.What’s the difference between American and British dentists? British dentists tend to be more careful with their patients whereas American dentists tend to yank teeth.What’s a dentist’s favourite emote to use when they play Fortnite? The floss.Dishes, who? Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth! Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought both tooth and nail!.Patient: Umm, why? It’s not hurt me this time.ĭentist: Because there are tonnes of patients in the waiting room right now and I don’t want to miss the cup final at 3! Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me, please? Scream as loud and painfully as you possibly can?.What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused to have an anaesthetic injection when he was going for a filling? Apparently, he wanted to transcend dental medication.Dentist : No worries, I’ll pull it out slowly if you prefer. Patient : How much will it cost me to have this tooth pulled out? Dentist: £500 Patient : £500 for just a few minutes work? That’s hardly cheap.What do you call a dentist that doesn’t like tea? Denis.What did the dentist say to Tiger Woods? “You have a hole in one.When is the best time for a dentist appointment? Tooth hurty.Just to start off the article, here’s a foreword from John who recently passed dentistry school: Not to worry, these jokes are sure to give you a sweet tooth.

As we all know, visiting the dentist isn’t always the most fun experience, in fact, it can be quite the opposite. Here you’ll find 44 of the funniest dentist jokes you’ve ever heard, that are bound to tickle your fillingsīelow are 44 of the best dentist jokes that are sure to make you laugh out loud.

44 of the Best Dentist Jokes & Dental Memes to Hit The World!īrace yourself! Whoever said dentistry was boring? Think again.